Becoming a parent for the first time can be a bewildering experience. Here are some tips to help you through those hectic first few months:

help you through those hectic first few months:

• Wait at least three weeks before tattooing baby
• If your baby starts to choke, don’t help; allowing the infant to cough up the blockage “all-by-myself” will help tremendously in the development of his or her self-esteem
• Always store baby in a secure, locked drawer when not in use
• Prevent Sudden Infant Death Syndrome by screaming at baby every five minutes, “Are you okay, baby?!”
• Babies love to play; grasp baby by ankles and, with a quick snap of the wrist, crack its soft skull against wall or floor
• Tired of your baby’s fat, wrinkled appearance? Apply a hot iron to him or her for 30 seconds on each side
• Baby carriers are a needless expense; try a metal pail instead

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